Issue 3: Television or Are You There God? It's Me, Klaus.

Hooooooooooooooly Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit,

Wow. What can I say about issue three?

When we last left off, the Seance had been hit over the head by Hazel and Cha Cha (official fan favorite antagonists, though mention of a showdown in issue 4 by Scott in the Letter Collumn.....?), the Rumor found Number 5 drunk off his rocker being danced at by a chimp in drag, and Spaceboy large and bloated enjoying the horrors of reality T.V., ignorant to the issues at hand of his family, and the Kraken being the only leader and searching for Number 5.

We open on Spaceboy, snoozing on the couch and recieves a visit from...someone. I hate spoilers so to be fair to you all, I won't say who, and unless you've already read the online preview (link at bottom), you may or may not be surprised. We get insight on Number 5's return to the present and how he got his powers and on Hazel and Cha Cha and the rest of the TEMPS Aeternalis (An agency dedicated to the preservation of the time continuum OR Time Police), lose another member (Don't worry he/she comes back), and maybe another but their fate is left a mystery, and finally we meet a fish...that can talk.

Yeah, this is getting beyond awesome as we pass the halfway mark.

See you for issue 4 (February 25th)!

I love Hazel and Cha Cha. They are awesome.

They're officially my favorites of Dallas. Only three issues in, and they're a copule of the most demented antagonists I've ever read.